Man walks in the door to deliver package
Very poised women with big beautiful smile sitting at the front desk accepts the package,
*signs* to which she receives the package and a startled reply of "What's your name???"
"My Name Is X-Y-Z" she replies ... "”That's your name, your REAL name?"
She smiles and assures him it is, and for what it’s worth she has learned long time ago
to just stick to her last name, because unfortunately people can't handle the truth... then again could she blame them?
It was her name, it fit her perfectly... Although she had been teased throughout the years of it
she secretly learned to love it without bound because let’s face it, It was unique, it made her stand out in a crowd,
and even people she didn't know... knew her. It was the name!
There was also responsibility that came with this name, she often times had to put out a disclaimer before answering the simple question "What's Your Name?"
"Uhh, before I do... First off YES it is my real name, NO I'm not a stripper,
and although it COULD come off being ghetto fab, I wear this name ...so its far from the above
and please no attempts @ the name because YES I have heard them ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
Although frustrated, at this point the delivery person just HAS TO KNOW THIS WOMANS NAME
(Could the name she wrote on the slip be true?)... To which they receive "My Name Is X-Y-Z"
"SAY WORD?!" and "I LIKES!" soon follow or some other choice words, but they usually admire her
and how she actually does pull it off ... She is an X-Y-Z, there is no other name for her
and her parents really did have the ballz to pass it on to her... But they knew what they were doing.
WHAT'S IN A NAME?
For some it's the moon, sun and the stars... Usually people take on the characteristics of their names
or their names take on the personality of the person.
And some names have no reason to have seen the light of day or rather a birth certificate.
What are the ULTIMATE NAMES you have come across in your lifetime?
And would you say your name perfectly fits U? If not what would it be?
"HEY YA'LL LOOK AT MY NEW BABY GIRL CHEETOS!" *lmao* I'm just saying...
Tag it's your turn
Signed,
Ms. X-Y-Z**
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